Dreadlocks or Should we say Dead-Locks: Man Chokes Girlfriend with his Dreadlocks (spoiler- he’s white)

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Dreadlocks or should we say Deadlocks?  A man choked his girlfriend with his dreadlocks and was arrested for attempted homicide. This stuff keeps me up at night… I hope they make it illegal to grow them without a permit or at least a thorough background check like hand guns. Just because the guy is from Portland Oregon and plays the didgeridoo doesn’t mean he won’t choke you or someone you love with his matted stinky trustafarian dread locks…
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Things that are better high- Earthlings (the documentary)

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Documentaries baked are much more ______________ and _______________ (fill in the blank)

By fill in the blank I could use terrifying, hysterical, inspiring, beautiful, impactful, motivating, life changing, patronizing, scarring, captivating, convincing.

Earthlings the Documentary

Earthlings was a recent documentary that went viral examining our relationship with animals as fellow travelers on planet earth. The film produced by Nation Earth (a California based “environmentally conscious organization”) is narrated by Joaquin Phoenix and the score by Moby. To say the film is life altering would be an understatement. Earthlings made me question the value of my humanity. It was humbling, horrifying and revealing of the evil of the human condition.

It pairs the slaughterhouse to that of a concentration camp convincingly so. This film is not high-def (thank god) the audio dated and the footage mostly stock. However the revelation your soul will experience with the truth of the evils of corporate food suppliers you will be trading in your Harley for a Roto-tiller.

WARNING- YOU CAN NOT UNWATCH THIS. NOT FOR CHILDREN

Click below to watch the trailer and click on the link to see the full movie free on their website.

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Make the Connection. EARTHLINGS.com


Things that are better high- Going to the dentist

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I like my dentist. He is a friendly middle aged Yankees fan who has a bustling practice in North Portland. Dr. Dentist hires personable, professional staff who are quick with a laugh and pleasantly attractive. Going to the dentist in my adulthood hasn’t proven to be the nightmare it was during my childhood. Before I turned 18 years old I had 8 fillings, 5 adult teeth extracted, four years of orthodontics and one gum graft surgery. I have been gassed, Novacained and x-rayed to the point where I believe it has caused some damage that will be symptomatic when I approach 60. To be sure that my childhood experiences where not to be repeated, I have waterpicked, flossed, brushed and bleached my teeth to be cavity free for nearly twenty years.My teeth gleam in my diligence to avoid the needle. The needle in my gum needle. I hate needles. My dental appointment at 7am was to replace those childhood fillings that were now starting to be want of repair. I smoked a joint on the way in. Continue reading →

What is up with the Feds coming down on State Medical Marijuana Laws? Does Obama hate marijuana? Hypocrite

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Not to waste your time on politics and who will make a better President… but WTF??? Obama is raiding marijuana dispensaries in California. Just read this article from the New York Times on a Medical Marijuana Training School Raid after seeing many scrolling messages on cable news channels regarding the raid on Oaksterdam University- a LEGAL medical marijuana growing school. The New York times article I read also stated they are tightening their grip on shutting down dispensaries. Why demonize Marijuana??? Why make law abiding citizens criminals??? Maybe this is the Rosa Parks moment for Federal Marijuana Legislation Reform. Continue reading →

Kony 2012- Power to the people… get that guy

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Pretty amazing what the people at Invisible Children are doing to help stop the world’s most notorious criminal Joseph Kony. Although this marijuana ninja was extremely stoned when I watched the half hour documentary/infomercial on you tube (yes I included the video below) it brought tears to my eyes to hear the fear Uganadan’s have had to live with to stop this mad man. In short (for those of you who watch nothing that isn’t animated)  this dude Joseph Kony is snatching up kids and doing one of four things:

  1. Turning them into sex slaves
  2. Turning them into soldiers
  3. Maiming and disfiguring children
  4. Murdering Children

Joseph Kony is literally the World’s number one most wanted man yet we (the United States) hasn’t gotten involved since Joseph Kony poses no threat to our National security, sovereignty or financial stability. Anyways, some are saying this effort by Invisible Children is a little too over the top to that my reply is “WTF”.

Wath the video when you get a chance. I would’ve ordered the poster kit and the bracelet but they were all sold out and I’m tapped for scratch.

Hi-Ya

4 out of 4 Marijuana Ninja Stars to Invisible Children to a great job leveraging Face Book for something other than marketing bull shit!

The Entire Kony 2012 Video


 

Sour Diesel Again- Marijuana Ninja Winner

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Ahem- Hello there….

Sour Diesel Marijuana

Smoking Sour Diesel Marijuana is by far my favorite choice of bud. I am writing this review having just finished smoking four bowls of the sticky, citrus scented mind miracle that is locally grown legally here in the great state of Maine. The picture above was taken with a 4MP camera on my cell and the thc crystals bathing this bud with a glitter of glee is now making my thoughts frolic with delight.

I have a certain affinity for Sour Diesel having first smoked it nearly 6 years ago on a visit to San Francisco. The grower actually lived just outside Oakland and had had an abundance of Sour Diesel that he had just harvested the week prior to my arrival and was in the curing stage of drying marijuana. This is the most important and most vulnerable state of marijuana to be in. The grower had two strains of marijuana, Sour Diesel and AK47. He had already lost 3ozs of bud to mold when he was unable to air out his bud over the weekend prior to my arrival. I helped him develop a schedule on properly drying the remaining marijuana during the curing process to help him from losing anymore bud to mold. He gave me a large satchel of Sour Diesel and I was able to smoke to my hearts content the entire trip for free thanks to his generosity.

Sour Diesel can be obtained in many dispensaries. It is a popular plant that is cloned by card holding medical marijuana recipients and other indoor growers.

Hi-Ya!

Sour Diesel- Taste Ahhhhmazing like Lemony Spritzer of Smiles

Price Per Slice: $45- $60 (3.5 grams)
Buzz/High: Buzzy, cerebral and body high. There have been times I have had slight hallucinations on this potent bud. It is a bud that is so smooth that it invites the smoker to smoke bowl after bowl… yet its potent high makes Sour Diesel one true bud you can’t walk away from simply because you are just too fucked up.

Flavor: Perfect… lemon scented, light, ginger finish, clean.

Harshness: Will make you cough but very mild

Bowl or Roll: Anyway you like it however it smokes better in a bowl. You don’t want to waste this!!!

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8 out of 4 Stars. It’s that good.

 

Shit Stoners Say and Shit Stoner Girls Say- Marijuana Ninja Videos of the Day

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I happened to watch the original “Shit Girls Say“  a few weeks back and have been enjoying the spin offs of the idea. If you haven’t seen the video I will provide a link to Shit Girls Say below. This morning I was thinking how cool it would be to do a video of Shit Stoners Say and proceeded to search YouTube to be sure I wasn’t pirating someone’s idea. There were a few Shit Stoners Say movies out there but I believe I have found the best two. Shit Stoners Say and Shit Stoner Girls say… Marijuana Ninja’s video of the day!! (I will be posting these videos daily). Both videos are legit dope… and they must be smoking very good marijuana.

 

Shit Stoners Say- “You Lexi man I can’t find my Iguana!”

Shit Stoner Girls Say- “This thing’s still going.”

Shit Girls Say- http://youtu.be/u-yLGIH7W9Y

 

Commercial Marijuana- Brick Weed

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Commercial Compressed Brick Weed

commercial weed, schwagCommon Alias: Commercial, Mersh, Brick Weed, Mexican Weed, Jamaican, Cheap weed, Schwag, Dirt weed, Cheap Shit, “That’s all you got- F’real?” Weed

Price Per Slice: $20- $30

Buzz/High: Decent bake, gave me Chinese eyes and I am not Chinese. I am a Ninja.

Flavor: Burning dragon dung

Harshness: Like a Kimatso Ninja vanishing smoke grenade , scorch throat and stab lungs

Bowl or Roll: Both (Just be sure to pick out the sticks, stems and seeds)

Marijuana Ninja 1 Star

One Marijuana Ninja Star Rated- Good bake for the money