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Things that are better high- Earthlings (the documentary)

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Documentaries baked are much more ______________ and _______________ (fill in the blank)

By fill in the blank I could use terrifying, hysterical, inspiring, beautiful, impactful, motivating, life changing, patronizing, scarring, captivating, convincing.

Earthlings the Documentary

Earthlings was a recent documentary that went viral examining our relationship with animals as fellow travelers on planet earth. The film produced by Nation Earth (a California based “environmentally conscious organization”) is narrated by Joaquin Phoenix and the score by Moby. To say the film is life altering would be an understatement. Earthlings made me question the value of my humanity. It was humbling, horrifying and revealing of the evil of the human condition.

It pairs the slaughterhouse to that of a concentration camp convincingly so. This film is not high-def (thank god) the audio dated and the footage mostly stock. However the revelation your soul will experience with the truth of the evils of corporate food suppliers you will be trading in your Harley for a Roto-tiller.

WARNING- YOU CAN NOT UNWATCH THIS. NOT FOR CHILDREN

Click below to watch the trailer and click on the link to see the full movie free on their website.

See Full Version of Earthlings


Make the Connection. EARTHLINGS.com


Kony 2012- Power to the people… get that guy

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Pretty amazing what the people at Invisible Children are doing to help stop the world’s most notorious criminal Joseph Kony. Although this marijuana ninja was extremely stoned when I watched the half hour documentary/infomercial on you tube (yes I included the video below) it brought tears to my eyes to hear the fear Uganadan’s have had to live with to stop this mad man. In short (for those of you who watch nothing that isn’t animated)  this dude Joseph Kony is snatching up kids and doing one of four things:

  1. Turning them into sex slaves
  2. Turning them into soldiers
  3. Maiming and disfiguring children
  4. Murdering Children

Joseph Kony is literally the World’s number one most wanted man yet we (the United States) hasn’t gotten involved since Joseph Kony poses no threat to our National security, sovereignty or financial stability. Anyways, some are saying this effort by Invisible Children is a little too over the top to that my reply is “WTF”.

Wath the video when you get a chance. I would’ve ordered the poster kit and the bracelet but they were all sold out and I’m tapped for scratch.

Hi-Ya

4 out of 4 Marijuana Ninja Stars to Invisible Children to a great job leveraging Face Book for something other than marketing bull shit!

The Entire Kony 2012 Video


 

Shit Stoners Say and Shit Stoner Girls Say- Marijuana Ninja Videos of the Day

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I happened to watch the original “Shit Girls Say“  a few weeks back and have been enjoying the spin offs of the idea. If you haven’t seen the video I will provide a link to Shit Girls Say below. This morning I was thinking how cool it would be to do a video of Shit Stoners Say and proceeded to search YouTube to be sure I wasn’t pirating someone’s idea. There were a few Shit Stoners Say movies out there but I believe I have found the best two. Shit Stoners Say and Shit Stoner Girls say… Marijuana Ninja’s video of the day!! (I will be posting these videos daily). Both videos are legit dope… and they must be smoking very good marijuana.

 

Shit Stoners Say- “You Lexi man I can’t find my Iguana!”

Shit Stoner Girls Say- “This thing’s still going.”

Shit Girls Say- http://youtu.be/u-yLGIH7W9Y